You know what people tell you happens at college? Fun things. Sex and booze and adventures and kooky misunderstandings and moments accompanied by a unique Trent Reznor soundtrack. That's what they tell you. Because of them, you expect these interesting, fun things. You look forward to them. You assume they'll happen eventually.
Once upon a time, people felt the same way about enlisting in the Vietnam War.
It's ten days and counting before my move-in date, and I'm on the metaphorical ledge. Mentally at least. Let's try and keep track of which rabbit hole my little white neuroses lead me down this year, shall we?
Freshman Year: -10 days
